Pitch decks. With adult supervision.
AI never
gets tired.
Investors do.
47 slides. 12 prompts. Still no point.
Somewhere under the jargon is your actual business. We find the story, make the case and build the deck.
$999 · Human strategy, writing & design
Have a deck? Bring it. Have notes? Bring those.
The next big thing
Disrupting the future of synergy
Bold claim. What's the thing?
The graph goes up. Of course it does. You drew it.
Were you hoping they'd surrender?
What do you actually do?
Fictional deck. Familiar problem.
“Make it less generic.”
The most expensive sentence in a very cheap conversation.
Illustrative scene. Not a live AI chat.
A next-generation ecosystem unlocking seamless potential.
You asked it to be less generic. It said Absolutely. That was twelve prompts ago.
Right. The adjectives have had their turn.
Enough adjectives. Here's the business.
The impressive version
An AI-powered platform transforming field-service operations.
Same business. Fewer adjectives.
The understandable one
The job's finished. The invoice isn't.
Fieldnote turns technicians' job notes into invoice drafts, so maintenance firms can bill without retyping the work.
Same business. Now we can talk about it.
Illustrative brief
Maintenance firms. Technicians write job notes; office staff retype them into invoices. Fieldnote drafts the invoice for staff to approve. No traction or financial evidence supplied.
Illustrative business and copy — not a client result.
Who's buying?
→ Maintenance firms
What actually happens?
→ Job notes become invoice drafts
What needs proving?
→ Time saved, willingness to pay, adoption
The rewrite doesn't add evidence. It makes clear which evidence matters next.
100+
Our team has created decks used by more than 100 businesses that subsequently secured funding.
New name. Experienced humans.
Team experience across our brands. Funding depends on the business and investor decisions; no funding guarantee.
The humans
We'll interrupt you. You'll thank us later.
Three partners. Decades of experience between us. We ask the awkward question, find the argument underneath it and take the work seriously. The conversation starts here. It doesn't turn into a sales script when you meet us.
You talk. We ask the annoying question.
Do we use AI? Extensively. Do we let it chair the meeting? No.
Our team owns the argument, checks the claims and makes the decisions. AI helps us produce the work.
01
Understand the business
We read what you have, then ask the awkward questions until the actual business is on the table.
02
Build the case
The claim, the order it has to arrive in, and what each slide is responsible for proving.
03
Now it gets slides
Writing and presentation design, plus editable final files you can keep using.
The money scene
The part where we ask for money.
One offer. No tiers.
A deck that makes sense.
$999
Prices shown in USD.
A deck, or notes and documents — same base product, same $999. Guided discovery is for when the business is still mostly in your head, not a penalty for having no slides.
Know the scope. Know the deadline. Know what you're paying for.
Cancellation & refunds (in our terms) — what happens if you change your mind, and how revisions work.
The thinking isn't an upgrade.
- Review of your materials and the questions needed to make sense of them.
- Strategy and narrative — the order an argument has to arrive in.
- Writing and presentation design.
- Research relevant to your story, grounded in the business details you give us.
- Up to 20 slides in total, appendix included.
- Editable final files.
- Two consolidated rounds of revisions.
Ordinary clarification is included. Reading your materials and asking the questions needed to make sense of them isn't a paid add-on — guided discovery is only for when there's nothing written down yet.
Up to 20 slides. Not 20 slides of filler.
Twenty slides total, appendix included. That's an allowance, not a target — if the argument lands in twelve, it lands in twelve.
Optional extras
Add what helps. Nothing is preselected.
Guided discovery
+$250
One 60-minute call to get the business and the brief out of your head and onto paper.
It's an extraction session, not a catch-all: financial modelling and open-ended specialist research aren't included.
Priority delivery
+$250
First complete draft in 3 business days. Subject to us confirming capacity — selecting it here doesn't reserve a slot.
Pitch rehearsal
+$150
One 60-minute session on saying it out loud.
Revisions
Two rounds of revisions. Because “nearly there” is a normal part of getting there.
- Two consolidated rounds, covering the agreed story, wording and design. Send your feedback in one go — we'd rather work through a full list than fifteen separate emails.
- We ask for feedback within 14 days of the first complete draft.
- Fixing our factual errors or a missed instruction doesn't use up a round.
- A materially new proposition, a financial model or an expanded brief is extra scope. We agree it — and the price — with you first. Nothing is ever billed silently.
Standard package timing
Standard package: first complete draft in 7 business days. 3 with priority.
- The clock starts once payment is made and we have a usable, complete brief. With guided discovery, it starts after the session and once we have the information we asked for.
- What happens after the first draft depends on how quickly your feedback comes back, so we don't quote a finished-deck date.
- Priority delivery depends on capacity, which we confirm with you rather than promise up front.
- These days apply to the standard package. Custom work gets its own agreed price and delivery date.
Custom quote
Need the numbers built, not just put on a slide?
Some work can't honestly carry a fixed price. If any of this is you, we quote it before you pay anything.
We'll price it before you pay.
Custom work gets its own agreed price and delivery date.
Financial modelling
Building the numbers — projections, unit economics, a model that holds up — rather than formatting numbers you already have.
Substantial or original research
Market sizing, competitor deep dives or primary research beyond what your story needs from the details you supply.
Multiple businesses or an unusually complex brief
More than one entity, several audiences, or a story with genuinely unusual moving parts.
More than 20 slides
Beyond the standard allowance, including data rooms and long appendices.
Fair questions
Ask the awkward ones.
Yes. It doesn't get the final say.
We use it throughout production. Humans decide what the argument is, question the parts that don't hold up, and check every claim we put in front of an investor.
Messy is fine. Empty is different.
Notes, documents, a half-finished proposal — all included at the same $999, and so is reading them and asking the questions needed to make sense of them. Ordinary clarification is never a paid extra. If the business is still mostly in your head with nothing written down, guided discovery is one 60-minute call to get it out, +$250.
Up to 20 slides. Not 20 slides of filler.
Twenty slides in total, appendix included. It's an allowance, not a target. Anything beyond that is quoted separately rather than padded in.
Two rounds of revisions. Because “nearly there” is a normal part of getting there.
Two consolidated rounds covering the agreed story, wording and design, with feedback requested within 14 days of the first complete draft. Fixing our own errors or a missed instruction doesn't use a round. A new proposition, a financial model or an expanded brief is extra scope we agree — and price — with you first. Nothing is billed silently.
Standard package: first complete draft in 7 business days. 3 with priority.
The clock starts once payment is made and we have a usable, complete brief — or, with guided discovery, after the session. What happens next depends on how quickly your feedback arrives, so we don't quote a finished-deck date, and priority delivery depends on capacity we confirm with you. Those days cover the standard package; custom work gets its own agreed price and delivery date.
Need the numbers built, not just put on a slide?
Financial modelling, substantial or original research, multiple businesses and work beyond 20 slides sit outside the fixed price. We'll price it before you pay, rather than pretend we already know the number. Custom work gets its own agreed price and delivery date.
We write decks. We don't issue term sheets.
We make your case clear and credible. Investors decide, and their decision rests on the fundamentals of the business, not on our typography.
We get to the business behind the slides.
After payment, you get secure access to a private, resumable intake for your brief and materials. We review what you submit, accept it or ask for what's missing, then confirm the day work starts. Paid discovery and rehearsal sessions are arranged with you directly.
Before slide 48 happens.
Let's make your point.
You've had the adjectives. Ready for the argument?